Tuesday, July 14, 2009
9:54 AM ● Enjoyed a laugh.

Wife: Honey..... What are you Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.



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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you to continue to do so.


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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.************



Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?




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Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that's because we aren't married yet.



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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?''
Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you NO MATTER WHOLEFT YOU A FORTUNE'



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Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'




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Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.
'Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?'
Millionaire: 'Billionaire'



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Girl to her boyfriend : One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies : Thanks for the warning.



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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.*


lol. missed those lame conversions.
Got this hilarious email from arlia!
Thank lots!! needed a laugh.
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Finally finished the FDS- 3D infinity symmrtry with aishah & serena yesterday!!~
(lesson: 2pm,
we came at 8am..-_-"
although they weren't here till 9.30 till 10am.LOL
But what a waste~ our monday afternoon sleep~
Oh well,
atleast we made it in time!! WHOA!!)
&
VAS- Linoleum printing with help from aishah!!thanks man!!
(Lesson: 9am.
Supposed to arrive in class at 8am today..
=p lol i was late for 15plus mins..
aishah was early.and helped me with my work. touched man!!
it was hard work..lol imagine~ rolling ink was easy
but rubbing the rice paper
against the linoleum mat was TI-RI-NG!!!~ hahas)
p/s: School Assignment is not decreasing just yet.
It has just began. lol.
(Currently slacking in GC lesson..-_-" wonder why whenever the lecturer spoke..
it works better than a sleeping pill.~ It's like a sleeping charm man!! lol* FFTN)
*MichelleRachel//

xxxxxx

( Escape to the city. )